Funny Signs in Korea: Part 1

Ah, Korea! Land of the Morning Calm on most days but on some days it becomes Land of the Shrieking Laughter of Foreigners. One generally sees three languages written on signs in Korea: Korean, Chinese and English. However, this is about the English side to all this jumbling of alphabets and phrases. 

Some signs are either misspelled, have terrible grammar and end up saying things they don't mean, or just plain interesting. Here are only a few, but I am always hunting for more:

Ah yes, this is NOT a stolen idea at all...

I never knew such a thing existed!!!

World class beers in all their deliciousness...and then the cheap, crappy American one...

Oh god, I do NOT want to see the patrons of this establishment!

In case there was any doubt about the love of this particular coffee shop